All hail the Oppoman Empire

"and 100 more" (nth256) 08/27/2015 at 13:25 • Filed to: None

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“Do you DARE speak unkindly of the Almighty Miata, infidel? I shall dispatch you as quickly as tires at a drift competition!”

For Sweden > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 13:27

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Did the Ottoman’s hate infidels? They were pretty quick to make friends with the 2nd Reich and Austria-Hungary.

ttyymmnn > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 13:27

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That’s nobody’s business but the Turks’.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 13:28

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OMG HE SKINNED MR. BIBENDUM AND MADE HIM INTO A HAT

spanfucker retire bitch > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 13:30

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The Turks were one of my favorite factions to play in Medieval II: Total War.

That’s all I have to add.

Spasoje > For Sweden 08/27/2015 at 13:33

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‘Strategic alliances’ aside, they forcefully converted basically all the people they conquered in one way or another. If you didn’t want to, there was always the big, friendly pike they could stick you on...

Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden 08/27/2015 at 13:36

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I’m not sure this joke is meant to be historically accurate.

and 100 more > spanfucker retire bitch 08/27/2015 at 13:40

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I’ve never played it, so I’m going to automatically side with you on this issue, since you seem to know.

GO TURKS! LONG LIVE THE OPPOMAN EMPIRE!

and 100 more > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/27/2015 at 13:41

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“You should watch what you say about station wagons, lest the same fate befall you, friend!”

and 100 more > ttyymmnn 08/27/2015 at 13:42

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Oh gawd, the nostalgia... i can feel it creeping in...

MultiplaOrgasms > Spasoje 08/27/2015 at 13:44

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It’s not like anyone conquering things ever was any different.

and 100 more > For Sweden 08/27/2015 at 13:45

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My understanding of the Ottomans is greatly limited. My understanding of the OPPOmans, however... is also limited, because I’m still making it up.

MultiplaOrgasms > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 13:45

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Meh, Persians for life.

djmt1 > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 13:50

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Just finished a long arse war with the Ottomans and now I need my bed. Turns out I needed more than just one turn.

Spasoje > MultiplaOrgasms 08/27/2015 at 13:53

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Obviously.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 13:54

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Miata’s suck.

ttyymmnn > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 14:00

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I was going here, just a few years earlier.....

and 100 more > ttyymmnn 08/27/2015 at 14:01

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No, that’s too much nostalgia!

ttyymmnn > and 100 more 08/27/2015 at 14:03

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Just showing my age. Well, I’m not that old, but I’m still more familiar with the original. I particularly like the tempo; it swings better.